Here are some jokes in English & Hindi accents. Jokes refresh our mood, give freshness and recharge us. Also some moments in daily life create jokes naturally.

• When life gives u a hundred reasons to cry, Show life that u have a thousand reasons to smile. Keep smiling always and make u and other happy.
• Teacher: who kaun hai jo aasman mein udti hai par bachche zameen pe deti hai? Santa kuch dair sochne ke baad: Air Hostess.
• Beta: papa, main itna bada kab ho jaunga ki mummyse bina pochhey ghar se bahar ja sakun? Papa: beta, itna bada to abhi main bhi nahi hua hoon.
• Tcher: How old is your dad? stud: As old as i am. Tcher: How is it possible? Stud: He became father only after i was born.
• Biwi: Tumare dimag me sirf gobar bhara hai. Pati: To fir itni der se Q kha rahi ho?
• Friends Are like Priya Gold Biscuit Haq Se mango, Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More, Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai.
• HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle If 1 punctures, the vehicle can`t move further. Moral: always Keep a SPARE TYRE…
• If u r stressed, you`ll get pimples. if u cry, u`ll get wrinkles. So, why don`t u smile get dimples?
• Wife:- I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:- why will you die? Husband:- because I can not bear that much happiness.
• Understanding is deeper than love. There are many people who love us but very few who understand us.
• Beta: papa meri teacher kitni pyari hai na! Baap: beta teacher MAA KE BARABAR HOTI HAI. Beta: aap to hamesha apni he setting mein lage rehte ho.
• What`s D Difference Between Mother`s &GFs Tears? Classic Answer Mother`s Tears Effect Our HEART & GF`s Tears Effect Our POCKET.

• Do u know the meaning of WIFE? It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
• One million copies of a new book soldIn just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title."An idea.that can change ur wife".
• Doctor: Mam, your husband needs rest and peace so here are some sleeping pills. Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him? Doctor: They are for U...
• Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: "can kids of our age have kids?" Teacher replied: "No Never" Boy said to girl: "see told u not to worry”.
• A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg Removes Sanda = 56 Then Dupatta = 52Now Coins Finished. A Boy In A Q Behind Her Said u Carry On, I Have coins.
• Son: Dad why doesn`t law permit us to have more than one wife? Dad: when you get married son, you`ll realize that law is on our side...